we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Vodka?
Forever.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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