awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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