capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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