I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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