Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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