As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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