We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize