if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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