yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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