So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I would fuck him just for his dog
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