My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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