Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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