I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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