her vagine was all disorganized.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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