Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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