he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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