D3 body, D1 cock
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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