She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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