i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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