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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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