Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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