i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
