problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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