the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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