Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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