Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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