I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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