So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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