But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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