so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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