Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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