I'm so fucking centered right now
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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