you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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