How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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