Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You smell like stripper and shame
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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