So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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