...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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