Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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