On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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