I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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