let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I am naked and annoyed.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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