Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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