I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
