she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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