ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
