I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
