is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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