i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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