your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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