i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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