that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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