so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
