So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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