'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
