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(727): View more from Florida

What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?

(1-727): View more from Florida

Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.

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(302): View more from Delaware

remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.

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(817): View more from Texas

You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time

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(815): View more from Illinois

shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.

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(716): View more from New York

Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood

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(618): View more from Illinois

I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.

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